my deal w alcohol is it better either taste awful but have a lethal level of alcohol in it or taste like im drinking str8 sugar. no in between. if it tastes bad and has nothing in it, its pointless.
the death of 8tracks made you all so bad at making playlists i fear. good ship or character playlist is max 16 songs and devastatingly perfectly crushingly curated. it should make sense musically, if not across the playlist, then at least from song to song. GRADIENTS of genre. think about this before you make a 200 song ship playlist that includes both maroon 5 and mitski. Think on it
[is struggling to explain to cis men that no your semen absolutely fucking does not build up inside your body if you don’t cum because we don’t live in a goddamn gay milking fetish inflation story but I’m laughing too hard and then I remember how a bunch of conservative men really believed that screenshots from an actual milking porno were photos from a secret Chinese sperm harvesting lab and I fall gravely silent and just kind of stare up at the ceiling wondering how much scientific and political information the average person gets from porn and everyone present thinks I’m having some kind of brain event]
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